It was like “DEAR GOD, PATRICK. FIND A POWER SOURCE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!”

bendydicks:

mscrisswarbler:

TIME WARP ! 

davidtennantgasm:

aro-rusco:

It’s astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely

Not for very much longer

I’ve got to keep control

I remember

Doing the Time Warp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s so dreamy

Oh fantasy free me

So you can’t see me

No not at all

In another dimension

With voyeuristic intention

Well-secluded, I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

You’re into the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

You’re spaced out on sensation

Like you’re under sedation

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

Well, I was walking down the street

Just having a think

When a snake of a guy

Gave me an evil wink

Well it shook me up

It took me by surprise

He had a pick-up truck

And the devil’s eyes

He stared at me

And I felt a change

Time meant nothing

Never would again

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

~** inspired by **~

~** daftwithoneshoe **~

Holy shit this has made my dash so much more epic.

How can something be so amazing?!

thecountercurseisunjellify:

Omg

(Source: imgfave)

DEAD BYEE.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Source: denaguthrie)

TOP 25 REAL LIFE OTP’S
 ∟ Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi

OKAY HI.

Had no idea that Ellen’s “Portia” was PORTIA FUCKING DE ROSSI.

Perfectness is perfect.

freelilchickadee:

I KNEW SHE WAS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL GOOD YES PERFECT

(Source: stephizard)

I call this look the “modern lumberjack.”

Oh, and welcome to my kitchen.

teaat2am:

it’s okay Loki we all have those days

bearsbeardsbattlestargalactica:

tripledrycap:

NOW, THE STORY OF A SUPERHERO TEAM WHO WAS NEEDED TO FIGHT THINGS, AND THE ONE MAN WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO BRING THEM ALL TOGETHER.

It’s Avengered Development.

DEAR GOD YES

(Source: -andrews)

red-hair-dontcare:

I’ve got a total crush on you, baby.

Attractive friends are attractive.

film-is-my-life:

There Will Be Blood(2007)